the master
Ask me!
i am blue da ba dee da ba dai
Posted on 23rd апр at 4:58 PM, with 66~547 заметок


– Grown-ups like that sort of thing. – Why? – I don’t know, I’ll ask one.

Posted on 22nd апр at 12:02 AM, with 2~644 заметки
emma: killian?
emma: *knock knock knock-knock knock*
emma: do you wanna see my magiiiiiiiic?
emma: come on just look my waaaaay
emma: we're never flirting anymore
emma: come out the door
emma: it's like you've gone awaaaaaay
emma: we used to be so flirty
emma: and now we're not
emma: i wish you would tell me whyyyyyyyyyyy
emma: do you wanna see my magiiiiiiiiic?
emma: it doesn't have to be my magiiiiiiiiiic
hook: bad form, swan
emma: okay byeeeeeeee
Posted on 6th апр at 11:04 PM, with 4~298 заметок


50 DAYS OF DOCTOR WHO 50th //  Invent a new feature for the Sonic Screwdriver.
→ it can do wood

After many complaints by numerous companions, the Sonic Screwdriver finally got the feature everyone’s been waiting for - it does wood! Altho, the importance of the feature is still being discussed, the most frequent user is quite satisfied. “I’ve said numerous times - always take a banana to a party - and now everybody can!” the Doctor exclaimed.

Posted on 3rd апр at 11:46 PM, with 6~008 заметок

Dear Santa, thank you for the dolls and pencils and the fish. It’s Easter now, so I hope I didn’t wake you but… honest, it is an emergency. There’s a crack in my wall. Aunt Shy says it’s just an ordinary crack, but I know its not cause at night there’s voices so… please please can you send someone to fix it?

Posted on 28th мар at 4:58 PM, with 9~229 заметок

Through crimson stars and silent stars and tumbling nebulas like oceans set on fire. Through empires of glass and civilizations of pure thought. And a whole terrible wonderful universe of impossibilities. You see these eyes, they’re old eyes. And one thing I can tell you… monsters are real.

Posted on 28th мар at 4:41 PM, with 1~314 заметок


“I will always remember this, she tells herself. Then: Why am I thinking about memory? It’s not then yet, it’s now. It’s not over.” || [x]

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